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The Black and Decker DustBuste…

22nd
Oct. × ’09

The Black and Decker DustBuster should be known as the snowblower of vacuums.

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According to experts the H1N1 …

22nd
Oct. × ’09

According to experts the H1N1 cases will be peaking this week Or, as some other experts indicate, it won’t. Feel free to worry. or not.

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Every day is the last of its k…

22nd
Oct. × ’09

Every day is the last of its kind. That’s something that should never be forgotten.

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Little known fact: Angry teleg…

21st
Oct. × ’09

Little known fact: Angry telegrams were sent using Morose Code.

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Nobody sends telegrams anymore…

21st
Oct. × ’09

Nobody sends telegrams anymore.

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As many base their trust on ph…

20th
Oct. × ’09

As many base their trust on physical size and weight and ease of toss, I propose we should be especially suspicious of bed chesterfields.

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Misanthropomorphic. noun. Pink…

20th
Oct. × ’09

Misanthropomorphic. noun. Pinky and The Brain were misanthropomorphic.

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Words are the atoms of imagina…

19th
Oct. × ’09

Words are the atoms of imagination.

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Words are the atoms of our ima…

19th
Oct. × ’09

Words are the atoms of our imagination.

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The secret to happiness involv…

19th
Oct. × ’09

The secret to happiness involves a willingness to succumb to it. And candy.

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